The silver fox continued his journey through the enchanted forest, when he heard strange noises of chomping and contentment. He called out. "Who are you?"
A gruff voice, similar to the voice of a person who has known prison, or establishments of ill-repute, replied. "I am the noisy geisha! I am so enjoying this meal!"
The silver fox had never seen or heard anything quite like this. "Why do they call you geisha? You are certainly noisy, but also rough. Not at all like a geisha..."
The geisha was sitting next to a fair French maiden, surrounded by orphan baby lambs. "Some people call him the noisy rough geisha. We have tried to train him to be refined, but his noisiness and roughness is too hard to tame..."
The grunting, contented sounds continued from the geisha. "Why don't you eat with us, Silver Fox? We are having Thai chicken, with music."
A wailing sound similar to the suffering of defenseless creatures emanated from the noisy rough geisha's mouth. The orphan baby lambs were clearly distressed, and huddled around the fair French maiden. "What is that noise, rough geisha?"
The geisha looked at the fair French maiden as if a cultural faux-pas had occurred. "That was the sound of the noisy rough geisha singing, to accompany our feast with the Silver Fox!"
The silver fox enjoyed very much the company of the noisy rough geisha and the fair French maiden with the orphan baby lambs. The singing did momentarily put him off his food, but such moments are only small matters. They spoke of journeys, love, life, music, and had a fine, fine time together.
When it was time to leave, the fair French maiden first said goodnight to the baby orphan lambs. "I must also retire now to my dreams..."
The noisy rough geisha retorted. "Nonsense! We have many episodes of the Muppet show to watch! Silver fox, will you join us for series one through five?"
He was tempted, but time was short. "Excellent friends, the path ahead calls..."
With the grunting, chomping sound of the noisy rough geisha fading into the distance, the sliver fox continued on his journey through the enchanted forest.
No comments:
Post a Comment